For those that don’t know about history … Here is a condensed version:
Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.
The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer.These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:
Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That’s how villages were formed.
Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement….
Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ’s and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the
Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. They became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.
Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass for obvious reasons.
Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare.. Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and
group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn’t fair to make the pitcher also bat.
Conservatives drink domestic beer, mostly Bud or Miller. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, engineers, corporate executives, athletes, members of the military, airline pilots and generally anyone who works productively.
Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.
Liberals produce little. They prefer to govern the producers…. and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America.
They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get something for nothing.
Here ends today’s lesson in world history:
It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to the above before forwarding it.
A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other true believers and to more liberals just to piss them off.
And there you have it. Let your next action reveal your true self…..I’m going to have another beer.
This is an open letter that I posted on the Facebook page of US Senator Lindsey Graham:
I have been one of your biggest supporters, mostly due to your work towards getting answers and accountability on Benghazi. I had your back when nearly everyone was calling you a RINO and part of the establishment government and Good Ole Boys Club. After last night, and today, I am more than disappointed in you.
You are going to vote this man in to CIA Chief just to show your superiority over another Senator! What, exactly, did Senator Paul do that was so wrong you would risk the American People just to spank him over it? Do you realize how your actions are being perceived by the People? Do you even care?
I have, apparently, done more research on this issue than you have, and Sen. Paul is correct. There is a viable threat to the American People, on US soil, by the government, through the use of drones. If you choose to hide your head in the sand then you are no different than the entitled Progressives that bow down to His Highness.
I am at least big enough to admit when I am wrong. And I admit that now, in reference to my support of you.
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn’t always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn’t defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I’m A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
Written by: Anonymous
We all know that this displaced limey is truly a dimwit, but his current attempt at self-relevance is actually a very good argument in favor of the 2nd Amendment. His latest tweet about the recent school shooting in Georgia claims that the armed guard did not stop the shooting because he did not stop the First Shot.
At first look, this is the most asinine statement you might have ever heard. With his attempts to nullify the argument that we need increased armed security in our schools, he actually SUPPORTS it. Here is why:
As BusinessWeek reports, Colorado State University decided to allow firearms on Campus in 2003. The number of sexual assaults plunged from more than 40 in 2002 to 2 in 2008. This is a pretty good argument that firearms prevented The First Shot and more! Using the same guidelines that “Musket Morgan” applies to this argument, we can surmise that anywhere there is not a shooting implies that if there were any firearms in the vicinity, then said firearms have stopped thousands, possibly millions, of potential shootings, assaults and deaths.
We can, therefore, celebrate this Dunderhead’s conversion to the Conservative Party!
I’m 83. Except for brief period in the 50’s when I was doing my National
Service, I’ve worked hard since I was 17. Except for so…me some serious
health challenges, I put in 50-hour weeks, and didn’t call in sick in nearly
40 years. I made a reasonable salary, but I didn’t inherit my job or my
income, and I worked to get where I am. Given the economy, it looks as
though retirement was a bad idea, and I’m tired. Very tired.
I’m tired of being told that I have to “spread the wealth” to people who
don’t have my work ethic. I’m tired of being told the government will take
the money I earned, by force if necessary, and give it to people too lazy
to earn it.
I’m tired of being told that Islam is a “Religion of Peace,” when every day I
can read dozens of stories of Muslim men killing their sisters, wives and
daughters for their family “honor”; of Muslims rioting over some slight
offense; of Muslims murdering Christian and Jews because they aren’t
“believers”; of Muslims burning schools for girls; of Muslims stoning
teenage rape victims to death for “adultery”; of Muslims mutilating the
genitals of little girls; all in the name of Allah, because the Qur’an and
Shari’a law tells them to.
I’m tired of being told that out of “tolerance for other cultures” we must let
Saudi Arabia and other Arab countries use our oil money to fund mosques
and Madrasa Islamic schools to preach hate in Australia , New Zealand ,
UK, America and Canada , while no one from these countries are allowed to
fund a church, synagogue or religious school in Saudi Arabia or any other
Arab country to teach love and tolerance..
I’m tired of being told I must lower my living standard to fight global
warming, which no one is allowed to debate.
I’m tired of being told that drug addicts have a disease, and I must help
support and treat them, and pay for the damage they do. Did a giant germ
rush out of a dark alley, grab them, and stuff white powder up their noses
or stick a needle in their arm while they tried to fight it off?
I’m tired of hearing wealthy athletes, entertainers and politicians of all
parties talking about innocent mistakes, stupid mistakes or youthful
mistakes, when we all know they think their only mistake was getting
caught. I’m tired of people with a sense of entitlement, rich or poor.
I’m really tired of people who don’t take responsibility for their lives and
actions. I’m tired of hearing them blame the government, or discrimination
or big-whatever for their problems.
I’m also tired and fed up with seeing young men and women in their teens and
early 20’s be-deck them selves in tattoos and face studs, thereby making
themselves unemployable and claiming money from the Government.
Yes, I’m damn tired. But I’m also glad to be 83.. Because, mostly, I’m not
going to have to see the world these people are making. I’m just sorry for
my granddaughter and their children. Thank God I’m on the way out and not
on the way in.
There is no way this will be widely publicized, unless each of us sends it on!
This is your chance to make a difference.
” I’m 83 and I’m tired. If you don’t agree you are part of the problem!
Part 1 – Introduction
“I do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same…”
The solemn duty of sacrifice is my very life – if need be – surrendered freely in defense of my country and constitution. Not a political party, not a world order, not an anti-American president, and certainly not the gathering forces of a tyrannical government hell bent on the imposition of a destructive ideology. It sickens my very soul that the domestic threats to my liberty are now far more dangerous than the foreign aggressors we have either apathetically allowed or abetted under the current administration.
I find some solace in the “Oath Keepers.” (www.oathkeepers.org) a non-profit, non-partisan, organization established formally in 2009 – Oath Keepers have declared that military and law enforcement personnel will uphold their oath to the constitution, rather than any governmental effort to decimate our God-given, constitutionally guaranteed liberties. They formally affirm:
1. We will NOT obey orders to disarm the American people.
2. We will NOT obey orders to conduct warrantless searches of the American people
3. We will NOT obey orders to detain American citizens as “unlawful enemy combatants” or to subject them to military tribunal.
4. We will NOT obey orders to impose martial law or a “state of emergency” on a state.
5. We will NOT obey orders to invade and subjugate any state that asserts its sovereignty.
6. We will NOT obey any order to blockade American cities, thus turning them into giant concentration camps.
7. We will NOT obey any order to force American citizens into any form of detention camps under any pretext.
8. We will NOT obey orders to assist or support the use of any foreign troops on U.S. soil against the American people to “keep the peace” or to “maintain control.”
9. We will NOT obey any orders to confiscate the property of the American people, including food and other essential supplies.
10. We will NOT obey any orders which infringe on the right of the people to free speech, to peaceably assemble, and to petition their government for a redress of grievances.
How prophetic these affirmations are, considering the current state of affairs…to be addressed in future posts. This is NOT ENOUGH though! We must not wait for such drastic measures to come to fruition; we must fight them daily as viciously as if our life depends on upon it, because it does. We must enjoin together in the defense of our constitution, in all matters great and small – be it proposed gun legislation, UN entreaties, excessive taxation, political corruptness…. If I am willing to die for my country, can I not do something daily to protect it for my children and grandchildren? The slow creep of totalitarianism is occurring even as I type. Would we knowingly allow our enemy to set up a future ambush for us, or a thuggish gang to set up shop in our neighborhood? Would we allow a naval force to lay mines for us, or a foe to dig trenches in preparation for their assault?
I am not a dues-paying member of the official Oath Keepers. I cannot financially support every cause. But as a veteran and a citizen, I can spread the word. I can expose the lies and falsehoods of our government and media. I can exert influence over my representatives. I can thank the ones who stand for liberty, and vehemently voice displeasure with those who don’t. I can contact my own local county, city, and state governments and demand that they uphold the oath they took. There are so many things we can, and must do against the enemies of freedom… We “fix” bayonets to prepare for a bloody battle, (and yes President Obama, we still have bayonets in the military.) Steel yourselves in such a manner to fight for the very future of our beloved country.
Most recently, it has been heartening to watch the many county sheriffs, city police chiefs and officers, constables, soldiers, airmen, marines and squids, veterans, state legislatures, and so many other civic entities rise up against the recent affronts to our Second Amendment rights.
From the Albany Democrat Herald and posted mere moments ago, even more sheriffs are speaking out: “This letter serves two purposes,” Douglas County Sheriff John Hanlin wrote in a letter to Vice President Joe Biden. “First, to make a formal request that you not tamper with or attempt to amend the 2nd Amendment. Gun control is not the answer to preventing heinous crimes like school shootings. Any actions against, or in disregard of our U.S. Constitution and 2nd Amendment rights by the current administration would be irresponsible and an indisputable insult to the American people.”
The second purpose was to inform Biden, “I will not violate my Constitutional oath. …. Any federal regulation enacted by Congress or by executive order of the President offending the Constitutional rights of my citizens shall not be enforced by me or by my deputies, nor will I permit the enforcement of any unconstitutional regulations or orders by federal officers within the borders of Douglas County, Oregon.”
There is currently a list of 127 confirmed sheriffs who have courageously declared to uphold their oaths against any attempt on the 2nd Amendment. http://www.examiner.com/article/127-sheriffs-won-t-enforce-obama-gun-laws-specter-of-door-to-door-gun-search
Is your sheriff listed? When you find such patriots, whether you are from their state or not, take the time to support and encourage them as if they were your brother-in-arms, because they are.
House Republicans have caved again, albeit on a temporary basis. They have agreed to vote on a three month extension of the [NO] debt ceiling.
Why do they empower Comrade Obama in his quest to crush our economy? He threatens and bullies them, and they cave every time! We have NEVER had a budget since he became the Socialist-In-Chief, and we NEVER will! Obama is determined to destroy America and turn it over to the United Nations. We have plenty of proof of this. Here are just a few examples:
- Spending is out of this world! No one with half a brain would consider running their family budget like this, or their business. Why does the government continue to allow Obama to spend MORE than every other Chief Executive combined, and WITHOUT a budget?
- He continues to print money as if he is a failed monopoly player. Everyone knows that printing money does not solve the problem. He talks of a $1Trillion note, but the only ones that have tried this are THIRD WORLD Countries! We have seen where that has gone, but Obama wants to take us down that path as well.
- He refuses to even submit a budget, with the exception of one that was so distorted that even his cronies in the Democratic Party couldn’t even consider it. He knew that would happen. He knew by submitting an outrageous budget, he could continue on without ANY budget. And Congress is ALLOWING this to continue.
- He is spending on his family, at taxpayer expense, as if he is an Emperor. Look at his multi-million dollar vacations! Look at all the time he spends on the golf course and NOT doing his job. He and his accomplice do not think twice to double their cost of travel by taking different planes, as if they were the royal heirs. They don’t mind tripling the costs by putting their kids on separate transport. This is a shameless encumbrance on the American people meant to showboat his personal entitlement fixation.
- There is even more proof with the increase in taxes. He talks a big story with his fake concern for the middle class. He was the cause of the largest tax hike on the middle class in history, and he pretends that nobody noticed. He has since increased their taxes again, and he claims that only the wealthy were increased. He thinks the American people are stupid and cannot feel this crunch. Maybe he thinks only the government is stupid? If they keep signing off on this crap, he may yet be proven right.
- Now, he also wants to take the guns from citizens. Only a Dictator would do this. Someone who is bent on enslaving his people and must disarm them to head off an uprising. Has Congress put two and two together yet?
What would happen if the Republicans JUST SAID “NO”? Would the government shut down? Sure, but would that be so bad? What would actually happen?
- First of all, the elected government officials, including the Shah of America, would get paid. Their paychecks are mandated by separate laws, and they cannot be stopped without another mandate.
- Emergency Services would continue. This includes Police, Fire, and state hospitals.
- Non-emergency government personnel would be given a furlough. They get a few days off. Military personnel would not get the time off, but their paychecks would be pushed back during this time. But, they would not starve. The military takes care of its own.
- The Post Office would continue, as they are self-sustaining.
But, the things that would NOT happen?
- Washington DC would probably not get their garbage picked up.
- State run schools would probably close for a few days.
- Museums would close.
THE WORLD WOULD NOT END!
The street lights would not go out.
People would be paid, just paid a little later.
It’s not the worst thing that could happen!
It would certainly get the government’s attention. Our Supreme Potentate would blame George Bush, as usual. But, we would Save Money! That is more important than his overblown ego, and that of the Senate and Congress.
It is time! SHUT THE GOVERNMENT DOWN!
The Revolution is in full swing! America has been taken over by Socialists and the Constitutional Conservatives are not sitting still for it. We are not going to be silent and not going to be invisible. We are exercising Our Rights under Our Constitution. And our Government, led by Comrade Obama, is Ticked Off!
Second Amendment activists are being targeted by the Left-Wing Liberals, from Mr. Obama down to the local Welfare recipient. We have been labeled as everything from Extremists to Terrorists, and now we have also been labeled as “Anti-Federalists”.
What is an Anti-Federalist, you ask? Well, we support civil activism and individual freedoms. They say we are violent and living in the past. They also claim that “…its political vision is usually justified by the aspiration to restore or preserve values and practices that are part of the idealized historical heritage of the nation.” This means that we DO NOT want to change the fundamental concepts that this country was founded on, and the Liberal Fanatics see this as a bad thing. In their eyes, anyone that does not want to evolve to Socialism/Communism must be Terrorists!
Today had the Conservatives showing their support for the 2nd Amendment with “Gun Appreciation Day” throughout the country. It was a resounding success! There were demonstrations everywhere, with local and state officials speaking their support of this grassroots movement. Talks of changing their State laws to not allow the Federal Government to take any weapons or force registration on gun owners took place. Many were “Open Carry” which had individuals proudly exercising their rights to carry their weapons. News reports from across the country talked of thousands of citizens taking part in this event.
Yes, it is a battle. Yes, the Revolution has begun. Yes, we will fight for our rights!
We will not go quietly into the night, as much as the Washington Socialists would like to see that happen. We are here. We are vocal. And we are not giving up our guns!
Mr. Obama and his Socialist cronies think they have won. They believe they have gained everything they set out for, and are on their way to building an empire. They have fought for Socialism and, yes, they are well on their way to success.
With today’s announcements of new Empirical Powers to take our 2nd amendment rights from us, they have shown their ego’s to have no limits. They are brash and confident. They are not concerned with the Republicans, with the individual States, or even with the lowly middle-class Americans. No one can stop them.
Americans everywhere are calling for “Revolution”. All 50 states had delivered petitions of secession to the White House. All 50 states, Red & Blue, have dissenters willing to risk everything to “have their country back”. They are willing to fight for their Rights. They WANT their Constitution!
What would Revolution mean in today’s America? It certainly would not be as it was in 1776. There would not be organized battles on your front lawn. Not in this day of modern technology. There are factions that are organizing as we speak. They are starting on the World Wide Web. They are on Social Media, such as Twitter and Facebook. They are writing blogs and online articles. They are on discussion forums. They are organizing.
Not just the little guy, mind you. There are already battles being fought against the Federal Government, by the State Governments. Louisiana and Nebraska moved to abolish their individual and corporate income taxes. This is a battle against the new taxes of ObamaCair. Sheriffs in many counties across the nation are stating their willingness to fight the gun ban proposed by Mr. Obama. This is a direct battle against the Federal Government. Florida passed laws protecting its citizens from Drones spying on them. And the list goes on. These are battles already being fought against our nation’s highest government, by the people.
The arrogance of Mr. Obama is unmatched. He will respond to the battles. Martial Law will go into effect in short order. He has already signed his Empirical Orders to accomplish this. He has stopped the sale of guns and ammo at many large retail chains, such as Dick’s Sporting Goods. He has several large corporations on board his plans. Bank of America is already deciding how they will allow you to spend your money, just look at American Spirit Arms. There is a definite line in the sand.
Even his supporters are starting to be wary. He is losing support every day, and he has not even had his inauguration for his second term as yet. They are not leaving in large numbers, but it never starts that way. At first, you will have a few deserters, which we have seen. Remember the Obama-Phone Lady? There are even some DC Democrats that are starting to question the wisdom of their support of Mr. Obama. It is starting, for the People.
There will be Revolution. Will it be a gun battle? Will it be through Impeachment? In this modern country, there are many possibilities. One thing is for sure, it will happen. We want our Constitution because it is our right!
We the People
Americans have spoken! We will not sit idly by and allow you to trample on our 2nd Amendment. It will not happen.
We have purchased enough guns and ammo to arm several countries. Barry, have you noticed?
With Social Media as the norm, we are organizing. Are you listening, Barry?
Our Sheriffs trump your Executive Orders. Have you read the Constitution, Barry? We have. We know what the word “Impeachment” means.
Oregon, Montana, Idaho, Texas, South Carolina and more. We are all taking a Stand!
Why don’t you and Old Joe, along with Eric the Hood and Nanny Bloomberg, go finish your poker game. Hasn’t anyone ever told you “Never Bet against Americans!”?
We Love Our Constitution. We will fight for Our Rights. We Will Not be Dictated To! We are AMERICANS!
Barry, I hope you can hear me.